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Couldnít Say

Kidnapping Laura Linney

Part of the
9th Annual Midtown International Theatre Festival

Theatre Reviews by Matthew Murray

Couldnít Say
Elizabeth Rich and Brent Langdon.
Photo by Josh Benghiat.

Couldnít Say

Couldnít Say, Christopher Wallís unflinching look at a long-running marriage approaching its final weeks, playing at the Dorothy Strelsin Theatre, unfolds with its only two actors and characters confined to their seats for all but five minutes of its 55-minute running time. Yet the action and sweep it offers trumps much of whatís found in many larger, louder, and more frantic plays.

Ethan and Liz (Brent Langdon and Elizabeth Rich) have good reason to be sitting for so long. Their car has broken down on a deserted New Hampshire highway in the dead of winter, and itís warming and safer to stay inside. Theoretically, at least: Since the death of their son Josh some five years prior, as part of a very different kind of highway accident, theyíve barely been able to look at, speak to, or touch each other, so being so unable to escape each other is frightening for both. But Liz long ago lost control of her life and sanity, and Ethanís grown weary of keeping her and the finances together: She needs to move on in a way she feels he wonít allow, he needs more from her heart (and body) than sheís willing to give.

Standard stuff? Perhaps. But Wall handles it with sensitivity, intelligence, and tiny flecks of humor that highlight the shared vocabulary thatís evolved during their 20-year union. And as directed by Lisa Rothe, you experience every moment of Ethan and Lizís suffocating closeness as if it were your own: The two quickly become caged animals who must kill each other or adapt, and their exploration of their unappetizing available options in just a few square feet of space (in a theater thatís not much bigger than their ďcarĒ) silently but powerfully underscores their dilemma.

Langdon and Rich are excellent, moving swiftly and naturally through the stages of grief Ethan and Liz have kept under wraps for too many years. When under duress, both look prematurely old, as could be expected from young parents recovering from a tragedy. But when they give into their freer instincts the years fall away, well in keeping with Wallís intimation that secrets age you faster than time. Richís eventual regression into a scared girl lost in the woods is especially heartrending, both for its outward simplicity as representative of Lizís deteriorating mental state and the emotional complexity that justifies her actions with discomfiting legitimacy.

Balancing the two canít be easy, but Rich, Rothe, and Wall certainly make it seem that way. Couldnít Say might benefit from another draft or two, to further smooth out some poetic language that doesnít cut as deep as the more prosaic exchanges, and to perhaps beef up Ethanís dialogue to make him a more fitting adversary for the combative Liz. So skilled is everyone at communicating the shadowy reaches of the unspoken, itís hard not to want to hear more of what they canít so easily express.

Run Time: 55 minutes with no intermission
Tickets online, Venue information, and Performance Schedule: 9th Annual Midtown International Theatre Festival




Kidnapping Laura Linney

Itís perhaps telling that the biggest laugh in Philip Mutzís amiable but slight comedy Kidnapping Laura Linney, at the Dorothy Strelsin Theatre, involves not the titular film actress but her fellow Hollywood stalwart Julianne Moore. And in a five-second sight gag at that! Linney, if sheís aware of Mutzís play, must be seething. (Mooreís reaction is probably beside the point.)

But you canít simply sneer your own way through this hour-long romp. The cast, which includes Mutz as budding actor-screenwriter Josh, Chris Critelli as his gadabout-lothario roommate Steve, and Alley Scott as the overly ambitious but undertalented starlet-in-training who wedges between them with her get-ahead ways, is too energetic and friendly to completely disdain, though they push themselves to pseudo-sitcom extremes in search of laughs.

Josh is even writing a TV pilot called Kidnapping Laura Linney, in which he, Steve, and Carla - but purposefully not Linney - will star. One cleverly conceived, if over-the-top, scene actually finds the trio and an additional actress (Raisa Ellingson) enacting one episode of Joshís insipid comedy, which is about exactly what the title implies - complete with corny canned cackles from the ďstudio audience.Ē The second half of the play involves, as might be expected, all lines becoming as blurred between fantasy and reality as (for the characters, at least) they are between Linney and Moore.

Nadia Wahhab directs with a light touch, nicely accentuating the conspiracies and professional and romantic rivalries that crop up among the characters. But she canít impart any weight at all to Mutzís play, which concerns itself with little more than wondering how litigious Linney could really be. As an added dose of meta, you might wonder yourself whether Linney might try to shut down Mutzís play. But even that seems too serious a worry for Kidnapping Laura Linney, which is seemingly content providing a few minutes of fleeting fun.

Run Time: 75 minutes with no intermission
Tickets online, Venue information, and Performance Schedule: 9th Annual Midtown International Theatre Festival