| Maybe producers could charge $2,000 a seat for this one. Sounds like a blockbuster.. Hey, why are producers being so cheap these days? Don't they realize that if they could sell $1,000 for a seat, they could also charge another $1,000 per armrest! Isn't that a great idea for the next Broadway blockbuster?! I can see it now: Extra Premium Tickets: $2,000 per seat, plus $1,000 more per each armrest. Oh, and if you want your feet to rest on a piece of carpet: Another 550 bucks!! Wow, those Broadway producers might even be able to charge for the air to breathe while watching their shows. Breathe the same air as Bette Milder, and you get to pay $10,000 dollars. I can see those touristy theatre aficionados begging to fork over their money now! When will it end? Sadly, it may be tine to return to the cinema for entertainment. At least film tickets are still less than $20 in NYC. Ssssssh, don't tell the tourists. They may try looking for resale tickets to Blade Runner for $800 on Ticketmasters's Verified Fan Resale board. |
