''You must have my smash hit of a Broadway show confused with your presidency-- which IS a total bomb and WILL indeed close early. NOT SAD.''
''It was the highest grossing play (non-musical) of the summer, despite my offering $29 cheap seats + free student tix so ALL could afford.''
''As announced on May 1, it was always a "12-WEEK-ONLY" run, due to my commitments to my upcoming primetime TV series & my new movie.''
''On Broadway, Donald, they call it a "LIMITED ENGAGEMENT" -- just like we’re planning on making your presidency.'' |
