"Paris Makes Me Horny" from VICTOR/VICTORIA. The title alone describes what you saw on stage. I believe it replaced the character's song from the film "Chicago, Illinois." Whereas Lesley Ann Warren was extremely funny in the movie, Rachel York on stage (and I'm a huge fan} came off as tacky, vulgar and cheap in the number. Granted the character is a bimbo yet....
A sampling:
"Paris makes me horny;
It's not like "Californy"
Paris is so dizzy;
Jack , it's such an aphrodisiac! oooooh!
It's true. Paris thrills me.
When I see the Eiffel Tower,
I have to go and take a shower."
More?
"Been ta Munich, where ev'ry guy's a eunuch.
An' ta Dublin, things ain't exactly bubblin'.
Hate Helsinki, the Finns are kinda kinky
But Paris...my ...ah, ah, ah, Paris!
Oh, yeah! Paris makes me... oh, oh, oh...Pooky!"
Last Update: January, 08th 2014 |
