When people stop reading your releases at the very headline, and mock them openly in chat rooms, you are not a good publicist. You are a camp part of New York life, like Luba Potemkin pushing her Cadillacs on local TV, or Leona Helmsley whipping her help in magazine ads, or the sad lady who sang "Chock full of Nuts is the heavenly coffee, Better coffee a millionaire's money can''t buy." Only a millionaire's money could have gotten that singing on the air, and only a millionaire could keep sending out these blowhard releases which seemed to have convinced you and you only. Perhaps there is a comp in it for you?
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