Anyone remember Brad Oscar in Forbidden Broadway? [to the tune of Camelot]: Carol Lawrence! Carol Lawrence! It's Bob Goulet, your former spouse/Carol Lawrence! Carol Lawrence! I'll prove to you I'm not a souse. I'll do Camelot to jump start my career, but you won't be Queen Guinevere./We had some high school techies paint the scenery/'Cause when it came to cash we had to scrounge/Now Merlin's Forest looks like Vegas greenery/In Camelounge!"
I can't believe I remember those lyrics. For a straight woman in her 50s I'm pretty much a showqueen.
