| I'm not Randy Rainbow, but.... |
| Posted by: showtunetrivia 10:16 pm EST 02/04/20 |
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I've been reading too much musical comedy political satire, and it's affecting my brain.
"Iowa Stubborn Tech"
Oh, there's nothing that works
About the Iowa way we vote here
(When we vote here--
Which we may not do at all.)
There's an Iowa kind of special
Process that we call a caucus--
In election years, we're
First with the ball.
We hope our app
Will be fixed by the time that it's November;
If you ask us for
Results now, we will cry.
And we're so by God stubborn
We can keep calling phone banks
For a week at a time
And never get good wi-fi.
So, curse our tech, it's glitchy,
Join us at our caucus
You can cast your vote,
We just don't know if it will count.
You really ought to give caucus app a try!
(Excepting for the "code issues"!)
We hope our app
Will be fixed by the time that it's November;
If you ask us for
Results now, we will cry.
And we're so by God stubborn,
We can keep calling phone banks,
For a week at a time
And never get good wi-fil
But we'll give you pizza
And ranch sauce to go with it
If your candidate just can't fly.
You really ought to give caucus app a try!
Laura, ducking and running |
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