"Fix one pipe and nobody calls you a plumber, but s**k one c**k and everybody calls you gay." Not sure if it was Ben Affleck or Matt Damon who said it in response to a question about the rumor of them being lovers, but it made me laugh. (For the record, they weren't but never denied the rumors because they felt they would be insulting their many gay friends by acting as though it was something they had to quash.)
