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re: Rush Limbaugh "Torch Song" lyrics
Posted by: Michael_Portantiere 11:23 pm EST 02/17/21
In reply to: Rush Limbaugh - AnObserver 07:34 pm EST 02/17/21

Yes, those were the three "torch songs" in that show. Here are the brilliant lyrics for the Rush version. (I couldn't quickly find the lyrics in text form on line, so I transcribed them.)

Rush...why don't you hush?
Sometimes methinks thou dost protest too much.
I watch every day at four and eleven;
If ignorance is bliss, baby, you must be heaven!

Rush....your figure's plush.
That flabby ass could turn a man to slush.
You're a cross between a pit bull and a playful elf;
Who else could be a double date all by himself?

Rush, don't make me blush!
Excuse my natural tendency to gush.
Though bringing it up may not be proper,
Do you know you share your name with a popper?
Oh, how I'd love to trim your underbrush....

But that's pie in the sky when you carry a torch for a guy
Like my....man....Rush!!!
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