| the recent broadcast prompted a revised “Hymn to Him” | |
| Posted by: showtunetrivia 11:04 am EDT 03/26/21 | |
| In reply to: They show My Fair Lady all the time. - TheOtherOne 06:17 am EDT 03/25/21 | |
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| Over on FB, my friends have also been discussing MFL. One complained about how irritating “A Hymn to Him” was. (Yes, we know it’s irritating on purpose.) Another friend, “Miles Vorkosigan”—not his real name, but that of a character in an excellent series of science fiction novels by Lois McMaster Bujold), came up with this: Imagine a reboot in which two women make a bet that they can transform an Incel into something fit for decent society... What the effing actual could make him run away After he did so well at the bash? It shouldn't be his style and all I need a dose of Tylenol! We should have thrown him back into the trash! Men are human fecal stains! They're raging bags of d*cks! Their feet are made of clay and mud and twigs. They're nothing but pontificating, woman-hating Pustulating, bloviating, master-baiting Grating and prevaricating pigs! Why can't dude-bros be more like women? (Hmmm?) Yes... Why can't a dude-bro be more like a lass? Women are thoughtful. They always prepare If there's an event planned, they ask what to wear And when they host, they check with guests for allergies Why can't the dude-bros....try to please? Men withdraw funds when they should deposit Collectively, they all flunk out in bed Why do they all show off doing Crossfit? Why don't they show off, doing laundry instead? Why can't a dude-bro be more like a lass? Women are awesome! We make the world nice Ready to nurture, and give good advice... Would you have me take off my ear buds when I'm running? (What the actual?) So you could flirt with me because you think I'm hot (Ugh, I hate that.) Would you insult my weight and think you're being cunning? (As if!) Why can't the dude-bros....f*cking NOT? Men think they should all be strong and silent They always sit there brooding in their gloom And then the slightest twitch will turn them violent That's why they always send me screaming from the room! Why can't a dude-bro be more like a lass? Women solve problems. They know what to do. If you were to ask them, they'd give you a clue.... D'you like to talk with your mouth open while you're eating? (Ewwww!) Or spread your legs and take up three seats on the bus? (Omigosh!) And eat Tex-Mex the night before our Sunday meeting? (PHEW!) Why can't the dude-bros....be like us! HEY! You in the hat! (Wazzup?) You're a dude-bro.... Why cant' a dude-bro be less of an ass? Men are so macho, so eager to fight Insisting they're experts. Insisting they're right. But call them out, and watch them faint and clutch their pearls.... Why can't the dude-bros....be like girls? Why do men refuse to ask directions? Why do they ignore our heartfelt bids? MUST they send us pics of their erections? I'd rather see pics of them parenting kids! Why can't a dude-bro be more like a lass? If I was a dude-bro, who'd been through the wash Been taught grace and manners, and passed off as posh... Would I throw fits like a pathetic little booger? And call the one who tried to fix me dirty names? Then disappear and never give me any sugar? Why can't the dude-bros....be like DAMES! Laura, who wishes she wrote it |
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