And now, the enthralling backstory of each and everyone of the squalling, brawling, ice-cream-hurling no-neck monsters! See the scenes even the audacious Tennessee Williams feared to recount! Gasp as they slide down the bannisters of the Pollitt Plantation, much to Big Mama’s horror! Weep as they realize they will never escape the humiliation of a father named Gooper and an uncle named Brick! Avert your eyes to the carnage that enfolds when they DO get their grimy mitts on Auntie Maggie’s archery set!