I generally enjoy reading your posts and find them well thought out - even if I disagree. But this is just inflammatory and juvenile. You're clearly putting words in his mouth, and surely this sort of post is beneath you.
Also, for what it's worth, I think you're being deliberately disingenuous in claiming to be unaware of the 'special' kind of hatred displayed towards Lloyd Webber. The fevered animosity is nothing new, it's been around for decades. You would have to be naive in the extreme to not have noticed it.