I know, it’s really become ridiculous. Some people are just incapable of letting anything slide, just adding to the toxicity.
It’s amusing that he calls you judgy by judging you. What’s not amusing is his leap from your obviously lighthearted comment to an assumption that you actually “hate children.” As if any normal reader would take that from your post. (And now I’ll get slammed again for referring to a “normal” reader. So many words we’re not allowed to use here).