| I just saw Santa over the Broadway Theater District. He assured me that the reindeer were cleared to fly because they had all tested negative in the afternoon. 7 of them were wearing masks. The eighth had on a diver's helmet for some reason. Santa was about to deliver a package to each stage door that contained Mrs. Claus's favorite cookies... Each one contains a special vaccine for performers that guarantees they will not get a positive covid test... AND they are gluten free. |
