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It was all part of a nefarious, convoluted, dastardly plot on behalf of her parents.
Posted by: Singapore/Fling 11:28 pm EDT 08/01/22
In reply to: re: BEANIE WAS BAD FOR BROADWAY. - MockingbirdGirl 10:00 pm EDT 08/01/22

Of course, we now know that even though her family wasn't told in advance that she was being cast, the producers were aware that once they cast her, her parents would put in millions upon millions of badly needed dollars, so they only cast her because they knew eventually it would secure the financing to bring the show to Broadway. In fact, the entire plan to bring the show to Broadway was always contingent upon casting Beanie in order to get her family's financing, and so the audition wasn't even a real audition, it was just a sham to raise money from her wealthy parents who we now know also bankrolled all of her movies and TV shows, and in fact they bankrolled the entirety of Ryan Murphy's career, in the expectation that after twenty years of making TV series, he would cast her in a limited TV series that would air on cable and streaming services, thus fulfilling their dreams of making their talentless daughter a bona fide star.

This conspiracy theory brought to you by bile, nonsense, and a healthy dose of satire that is only slightly more delirious than the actual things people are writing and passing off as facts.
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