Anatevka Schtick: Jokes about "Fiddler on the Roof"
Posted by: TheBroadwayMaven (DavidBenkof@gmail.com) 07:20 am EDT 03/16/23

I instructed ChatGPT (versions 3 and 4) to write jokes related to Fiddler on the Roof. Here are some of my favorites:

1. Hodel tells her family that she's in love with a revolutionary named Perchik. Tevye responds, "A revolutionary? What does he want to revolutionize?" Hodel says, "He wants to change the world, Papa." Tevye replies, "Well, that's nice. But can he change a diaper?"

2. The Rabbi is giving a sermon about the importance of tradition. Perchik disagrees, saying "Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.”

3. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tevye who?
Tevye the Milkman. If I were a rich man, I’d have someone else knock on doors for me!

4. Why did the fiddler refuse to play "Sunrise, Sunset"? Because he didn't want to play favorites!

I know, I know, some are these are groaners but some are quite thoughtful! E-mail me if you want more.

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