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Is this an April Fools joke?
Posted by: Michaels 05:43 am EDT 04/01/23
In reply to: PHANTOM announces a final 20-week extension - seeseveryshow 01:33 am EDT 04/01/23

Hard to tell.
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Members of the Whistle Union picket Lunt-Fontanne
Posted by: peter3053 10:00 pm EDT 04/01/23
In reply to: Is this an April Fools joke? - Michaels 05:43 am EDT 04/01/23

Steam whistles gathered in numbers outside the Lunt-Fontanne today to protest for greater employment opportunities.

"There are not many great parts for factory whistles," tooted their chief representative, "And we feel the loss of every chance to terrify an audience."

"God, I'm a whistle," insisted Cassie, who used to star but had decided to try for a minor chorus part, "A whistle whistles! ... All I ever needed/ was a Sweeney / And a fact'ry / And the dream / To scream / For you!"

Representatives of the show dismissed the protest. "They're just letting off steam," said a spokesperson.
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re: Members of the Whistle Union picket Lunt-Fontanne
Last Edit: Chromolume 12:00 am EDT 04/02/23
Posted by: Chromolume 12:00 am EDT 04/02/23
In reply to: Members of the Whistle Union picket Lunt-Fontanne - peter3053 10:00 pm EDT 04/01/23

Yeah - I saw a placard that said "Anyone Can Whistle - But Not At The Lunt-Fontanne"
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