Wouldn't it have been better to have done two releases - one about the theatre and another about The Rehearsal? More coverage that way.
"Darling, I know. I did! But you know how snippy Bobby at Theatre News On-Line gets about space. Anyway, look at the bright side. They'll probably end up re posting it at least a dozen times, like they do with everything else. I've got commitments from all the papers to cover the dedication and reception Thursday. The Times may want to do a special on the theatre for the Sunday Arts and Leisure. Call them tomorrow about it."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were in the hospital Nathan called about Neverland. He wants you to call him back."
"Lane. Nathan Lane. I sent him a copy of Neverland and he liked it. He loves the idea of doing it as a musical. He sees himself as Billy Finn. I put his number in LA on your desk."
Isn't he doing some TV series on the coast?
"Not for long from what I hear. None of the episodes they've filmed so far are all that good and the network's already grumbling about pulling it from the fall line-up. It all sounds to me like, as a career move, he's hedging his bets and looking for a sure-fire project to bring in immediately if they yank the series. You could probably get him to open Neverland with a year commitment if you can get it into production by early spring. Any chance of that?"
Last week I would have said no. Now, I'm not so sure. It may be possible.
Last Tuesday morning, when I introduced our young writer to our young composer, they spent an hour in polite conversation sniffing and growling at each other. I dragged them upstairs to the piano in the big rehearsal room so they could noodle around with some of the lyrics he had already written. Drema, it was the scariest thing I've ever seen. Within two minutes they were working with each other like they had been working with each other for twenty years. It's like they're reading each other's minds. They've been working up there around the clock for the last five days.
"Is it good?"
I don't know. I haven't dared go in and break their concentration. Once or twice each day I'll go up and stand in the hall and just listen. I think it's good - damn good. But it's too early to tell. All I'm doing right now is paying the delivery boy who shows up every couple of hours with coffee and pizza.
"Hummm. I would return Nathan's call if I were you. And buy a lottery ticket."
You believe in luck. I'm not sure I do.
"I'd still return Nathan's call."
I will. But . . . you've read the script. Can you really see Nathan Lane as Billy Finn? I just can't bring that picture into focus yet.
"You don't do much casting, do you?"
Not really, no. I've always left that to the director.
"Forget about all your preconceptions. Ignore the picture of Billy Finn you have in your mind."
"What are the requirements for the role? What must the actor playing Billy Finn be able to do? Does he need to sing?"
Yes, of course.
"Does he need to have a trained voice or just be able to carry a tune?"
Trained voice. He's going to have a lot of numbers in the show.
"Any particular range? Baritone? Tenor?"
Who knows? They haven't finished writing the songs yet.
"Does he need to be able to act?"
He better be able to act. He carries the whole show.
"Any particular style?"
Tap definitely. I'm quite sure there will be a ballet number. Maybe a little jazz.
"Any oddball requirements? Tightrope walking? Juggling?"
"What does the script say Billy looks like?"
There isn't any physical description.
"Any implied description?"
What do you mean?
"Does Billy have any romantic scenes? Does he need to be what we used to call a Matinee Idol?"
No. Not right now, anyway.
"Then you don't want to cast him as drop dead gorgeous. If the actor playing Billy is too good looking, the audience will get pissed if he doesn't get laid. Is there any reason why we would need the audience to hate Billy?"
No. He's very likeable. They need to like him at first sight.
"Then you want an actor who doesn't look weird."
"Seven feet tall or way too short or anorexic or fat with more or less than the usual number of appendages."
"Darling, I've just finished with the cattle calls for my show. You wouldn't believe the humanity I've seen in the last week. So Billy is just an average likeable guy, right?"
"Okay. I don't know about the ballet, but otherwise there isn't anything that would prevent Nathan from playing the part."
I'll call him. I'll call him. It sounds like you had an interesting time casting your Noël Coward.
"Nobody knows how to audition anymore. Maybe one in a hundred has some vague notion that an audition is really a job interview and approaches it in the right way. The sad part is a lot of these kids could make a good impression and get hired, if they had any idea what was really going on."
Like this kid you hired to play Coward?
"He did everything right. I had three on the short list, any of whom could have handled the part. He got it because he did his research."
What clinched it?
"He picked his nose with his ring finger, exactly the way Noël always did."
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