Sondheim inspired lyrics (directly):
Posted by: keywslt 08:56 pm EDT 05/10/24
In reply to: re: Season 2 vs Season 1 - WaymanWong 04:43 pm EDT 05/08/24

Have you any...ham?

Oh, courtesy of Sam!

[How about...veal? (Yes, thanks to Camille)
Kidney? (Sydney)
Belly? (Kelly)
Lamb? (That's Pam with some jam or mint jelly)

I'd like some ground beef

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Well, then sir, you're in luck
Which do you prefer?
We've got Patty or Chuck

Have you any mutton?

[CODWELL]
That would be Sutton {**!!!!!**}

[BLIGHT]
Perhaps some foie gras

[CODWELL]
Voila, c'est Francois

[BLIGHT]
Balonеy

[CODWELL]
Tony

[BLIGHT]
Salami


[CODWELL]
Tommy
And we've also got Reubеn if you like pastrami

[BLIGHT]
But do you have mincemeat?

[CODWELL]
Well, since meat is sparse
We've got Vince meat instead
Sliced right off his a- {rhymes with sparse..}

[BLIGHT, SPOKEN]
Miss Codwell, please! There are children present
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